Butter Jesus Struck by Lightning

In quite possibly the most delicious twist of irony I’ve ever had the pleasure to write about on this blog, Monroe, Ohio’s 62-foot King of Kings statue (a.k.a. Butter Jesus, Touchdown Jesus, Da Big J, 8-Ball Jesus, Big Baby Jesus, MC 62-Foot Jesus, and Drowning Jesus) was destroyed last night by a bolt of lightning.

Here’s video!

Now it’s quiz time, kids.

Let’s suppose that you actually believe there’s an invisible man in the sky who has a problem with graven images. What conclusions would you draw from a bold of lightning suddenly “deciding” to randomly strike what is, essentially, a 62-foot creamy-looking graven image?

(a) God is pissed
(b) We should rebuilt it

If you picked (b), you’re probably a member of the Solid Rock Church in Monroe, Ohio. Because they’ve decided to piss in their imaginary god’s eye and rebuild that fucking thing.

Just goes to show you, some Christians don’t even follow their own logic.

A request to the members of Solid Rock Church:
Since you’re gonna rebuild it anyway, why not make it a black Jesus? I do need a new page header.

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