Please consider the possibility that, between the economy, the un-winnable war on drugs, and the fact that the beaches on Key West can literally be set on fire, there are much more worthwhile things to celebrate than the fact that a guy who gets paid way too much to throw a ball into a basket will be doing so in Miami instead of Cleveland.
Professional sports are not worth investing this much time and attention over, especially not a sport that can’t go two minutes without some sort of interruption in gameplay. So stop flooding facebook and twitter with useless multiple celebratory messages and non-stop bragging, as if you actually gave birth to the guy.
Seriously, I could give a flying fuck about LeBron James. Or Chris Bosh. Or Dwayne Wade. I don’t even know who these fucking people are. I thought Dwayne Wade was that smart black dude from A Different World.
Have your parties if you must, but please keep in mind that in the end, you’re essentially watching adults play a children’s game.