My name is Marc Velazquez. Around my apartment, I’m known as Black Jeezus. Elsewhere, I’m known by a number of nicknames, including Sheriff, Marky Marc, Doctor Rophunknik, Johnny Swampnuts, and others too embarrassing to name. I’m a skeptic.
I doubt it..
I’m also a writer of comedic fiction and sci-fi, a drummer since age 13, and a daytime Calculus instructor with a mean Michael McDonald impression in his arsenal of tricks.